Tennis Post!!!

I don't think we are in danger of turning into a "tennis blog" and this was just too good not to post. Here is an exchange between a reporter and Andy Roddick following his win Tuesday night, which put him in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open (the win, not the exchange). They are talking about the injuries to Roddick's quarterfinal opponent, 3rd seed Novak Djokovic (pronounced like choke-a-bitch):

Roddick: Isn't it both of them? And a back and a hip?

Reporter: And when he said there are too many to count …

Roddick: And a cramp.

Reporter: Do you get a sense right now that he is …

Roddick: Bird flu.

Reporter: A lot of things. Beijing hangover.

Roddick: Yeah.

Reporter: He's got a pretty long list of illness.

Roddick: Anthrax. SARS. Common cough and cold.

Fuck and yeah to Andy Roddick for that one. For those who don't follow tennis, choke-a-bitch has been, to say the least, injury prone throughout his short career. In every tournament the annoucers give him the Favre treatment as if he's playing with a broken leg and three broken arms. The match will take place Thursday night. Hopefully more sweet quotes will follow.