
StevieY19 went an unprecedented 0-5 in his Big Ten football predictions this week. Wow. I don't think he could have done that throwing darts at a random board to make his picks. He hasn't been this bad in the past, but he hasn't exactly been "accurate" this year. What are this self-anointed expert's qualifications? Let's go over them:
- He was born in Michigan. He didn't attend University of Michigan. However, he was somehow able to identify the people that go to that institution as complete douchebags. How? I have no idea, they all seem like such nice humble people when you first meet them.
- Yet...yet...yet, he is a Wolverines fan.
- I think that he--now don't quote me on this, but--I think that he consults espn and deadspin. How he obtained access to these sources is unclear to me.
- He wears Tigers hats. There is nothing wrong with this on its face. But he has figured out a way to get new Tigers hats all the time, and still have the hats look like they are 5 years old and someone put too much pine tar on them.
- His streak of predicting the Big Ten matchups at a 40% clip was finally broken today.
After consulting that extensive resume of his, it appears I'm mistaken. Carry on with your coverage Mr. S.
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ReplyDeleteStevieY19's Big Ten picks are correct 90% of the time, 48% of the time.
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