So in that spirit, I shall roast the Bulls, all in good fun of course. Without further delay, here we go, starting with Norman's original roasting of Vinny (he couldn't do the rest because he likes the Bulls too much):
Vinny Del Negro, your entire offense is based off an episode of Joanie Loves Chachi you saw one time. Boom, roasted. Larry Hughes, Vinny's only good moments always result in a "DNP-CD" next to your name in the box score. Boom, roasted.
Joakim Noah, the only thing uglier than your game, is your face. Boom, roasted. Drew Gooden, you're the only bald guy ever to have bad hair. And you're uglier than Noah. Boom, roasted.
Luol Deng, Duke sucks. Boom, roasted. Thabo Sefolosha, I spend more time trying to spell your name than you spend on the court; you suck. Boom, roasted.
Ben Gordon, even Don Nelson thinks you shoot too much. Boom, roasted.
Tyrus Thomas, your vertical leap is higher than your I.Q. and neither seems to help your game. Boom, roasted.
Lindsey Hunter, you can't call it a jump shot if you're too old to jump. Boom, roasted. Aaron Gray, your vertical leap makes Hunter look like Lebron. Boom, roasted.
Nocioni, you're Argentinian just like Manu, but the only thing your career shares with Ginobli is a tendency toward flopping. Boom, roasted.
Kirk Hinrich, the closest you've ever come to greatness is when you injured D-Wade by grabbing his wrist. Boom, roasted.
John Paxson, people may get you and Steve Kerr confused as players, but somehow you've made that idiot look like a genius GM. Boom, roasted.
Derrick Rose, with the first pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Chicago Bulls select....Boom, roasted.