Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nocioni Plays Pig in Wild Pig Hunt

I'm not sure what to say about this, so I'll just put the quote:
Forward Andres Nocioni chose an unusual off-day activity when the Bulls had some free time in Dallas this week. Nocioni joined strength and conditioning coach Erik Helland for a wild pig hunt in a rural town outside of Dallas. The pair reportedly rode mules, accompanied by several guides and pit bulls. Nocioni owns a large ranch in his native Argentina and spends his summers hunting, fishing and riding horses. Nocioni said he enjoyed the hunt and apparently bagged some wild pigs, because he ended up with plenty of meat to bring home.
It's too good to be true. The question is was he the hunter or the pig? Sources have not confirmed the answer to this crucial question.

Boom roasted.


real stadiums have roofs said...

easily the worst "boom roasted" line i have ever come across

Gavin said...

The story doesn't mention that Noce fell onto the ground, pretending to be gravely injured. As the wild hogs came closer to investigate the wounded beast emitting guttural sounds of pain, they were quickly picked off by sharp shooter Demetrius Nichols, another member of the hunting party.

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