Today's Links

• Bulls beat Cavs in overtime. Lebron makes 1 basket in the last 28 minutes. Obviously more to come on this. (StevieY sent me a message wondering when my 4 posts about this game would go up today)
• Oh god. The Ronnie Woo-Woo movie is coming out soon. I can't stand that guy.
  
• Thursday Dick Joke Jamboroo, Championship edition. The Nazi shark, fittingly, is a Duke fan.
  
• Reggie Miller gets interviewed about Barack Obama and basketball. I didn't read it, but i feel bad for Judd, who keeps sending me links and I never post them. Sorry if this sucks.
• More Obama basketball stuff from TrueHoop.
  
• Isiah Thomas's brother peed on a church. Thats the whole story I guess.
• The Dong loves the Colon signing. It can't hurt I guess, especially with the Sox rotation question marks. Oh and I guess that Figgins rumor wasn't true.
  
• An interview with the Fridge. He's still as goofy as ever.
• Looks like Warren Sapp will be helping to coach Tommie Harris. Meh.
  

Chicago's West Side Immune to Suicide

I have to be honest, I haven't followed this business with Isiah and an alleged overdose closely. It started on Friday with reports that someone had been taken in an ambulance from Isiah's home with an apparent overdose. Was it Isiah? Was it his daughter? Was it Rick Mahorn? Who knows.

However, one thing is certain: Isiah did not attempt suicide. Why? Isiah's friend and former teammate Mark Aguirre has the answer.

"We grew up on the West Side of Chicago," Aguirre said. "Ain't no more down than that . . . You'd never get me to believe that, not the way we fought all our lives just to survive."

There you have it folks. Don't want to commit suicide? Worried you might commit suicide? Move to the West Side of Chicago and test your will to live. Hell, I'm thinking about getting on the Belmont bus tonight and seeing where I stand.