Today's Links

• 7 Ballsiest sports cheats ever. A lot of retards pretending to be normal and men pretending to be women.
• Eddie Vedder writes a crappy song about the Cubs. Really really crappy.
• I would definitely buy this sweet Bears shirt.
• Cubs win in dramatic fashion. Geovanny Soto is freaking sweet. Magic Number: 2
• Yankees pound White Sox. The division lead is down to 1.5.
  
• Reinsdorf seems to think Ben is hanging around. He may be in a Bulls uniform, but its not going to be pretty.
• These Michael Beasley character issues are starting to add up. I'm glad we took Rose for a number of reasons, and so far he's had his head on straight.
• Quentin is going to test his wrist, but they say they won't rush him back.
  
• Cubs are getting nervous with all the premature playoff talk. I'm nervous too. Everyone shut up, including me.
• McGowan out for the season. That's annoying.
• Hester is hurt too. But how hurt is he? The questions persist.
• I'm just going to copy the headline. You can read it if you want: Topless Midget Wrestling Controversy Rocks Sleepy Illinois Community.
• Thursday Dick Joke Jamboroo. Always a good read.
• I guess they offered that 104 year old Cubs fan tickets. Just let the man throw out the first pitch already. He doesn't have much left.