As long as he's not serving me kamikaze shots at Hi-Tops (a la Kyle Farnsworth), I'll be happy. It goes without saying he would pitch better than Farnsy, that's for damn sure.
Ummm...this is ESPN.com's stock photo of Farnsy. Do you think the glasses make him smarter? I remember when this idiot was pouring me shots at Hi-Tops after midnight the night before a day game. I'm sure he's grown up a lot though.
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