NBA All-Star Game to Have Game of H-O-R-S-E

YES!!! Finally my dream for all-star weekend has come true. The NBA D-league has had HORSE at their all-star game for a few years now and I always felt that it would be awesome to watch NBA superstars making trick shots. The NBA has finally decided to have their own game of HORSE. Here is what the court they will be using looks like:



Apparently there are a couple new rules to go along with the traditional rules of HORSE: 1) Players will have 24 seconds to create/mimic shots; and 2) No dunks allowed. Get excited. I know I am. To leave you with a little taste of what this would have looked like in the late 80s/early 90s, here's a video:

Off The Expressway, Over The River, Off The Bilboard, Through The Window, Off The Wall, Nothing But Net

What would you do for a Big Mac? Well if you are a giant white man with bad knees I guess you would play some sort of crazy game of Horse against Michael Jordan for it. Commercials used to be so f#$%ing awesome: