What's Going on at the Aussie Open?

Well, besides tennis, there seem to be a lot of crazy things going on at the Australian Open this year. We'll show you in video form...

First, a ballboy gets hit in the face. This isn't too exciting, but fun to watch nonetheless.



Next, a fight breaks out and chairs are thrown all over the place. Much more awesome.



And finally, a streaker! Finally as in last on the list...not that I was hoping for a guy with no pants to get on camera. NTTAWWT.

Tennis Post!!!

I don't think we are in danger of turning into a "tennis blog" and this was just too good not to post. Here is an exchange between a reporter and Andy Roddick following his win Tuesday night, which put him in the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open (the win, not the exchange). They are talking about the injuries to Roddick's quarterfinal opponent, 3rd seed Novak Djokovic (pronounced like choke-a-bitch):

Roddick: Isn't it both of them? And a back and a hip?

Reporter: And when he said there are too many to count …

Roddick: And a cramp.

Reporter: Do you get a sense right now that he is …

Roddick: Bird flu.

Reporter: A lot of things. Beijing hangover.

Roddick: Yeah.

Reporter: He's got a pretty long list of illness.

Roddick: Anthrax. SARS. Common cough and cold.

Fuck and yeah to Andy Roddick for that one. For those who don't follow tennis, choke-a-bitch has been, to say the least, injury prone throughout his short career. In every tournament the annoucers give him the Favre treatment as if he's playing with a broken leg and three broken arms. The match will take place Thursday night. Hopefully more sweet quotes will follow.