Roddick: Isn't it both of them? And a back and a hip?
Reporter: And when he said there are too many to count …
Roddick: And a cramp.
Reporter: Do you get a sense right now that he is …
Roddick: Bird flu.
Reporter: A lot of things. Beijing hangover.
Reporter: He's got a pretty long list of illness.
Roddick: Anthrax. SARS. Common cough and cold.
Fuck and yeah to Andy Roddick for that one. For those who don't follow tennis, choke-a-bitch has been, to say the least, injury prone throughout his short career. In every tournament the annoucers give him the Favre treatment as if he's playing with a broken leg and three broken arms. The match will take place Thursday night. Hopefully more sweet quotes will follow.