White Sox To Face Darth Vader In Crucial Mid-September Series

Scheduling error?  Promotional Giveaway?  Who knows, but either way this is not a friendly looking schedule:

It's been a crazy season for the South Side, but defeating the Empire (note the game is against the Yankees) will be very difficult. 

Yoda: You must not face him!  You're training completed you have not!

Ozzie: What the fuck are you?  Fuck you you little homo puppet.  That's just Hank Steinbrenner.