Thursday, September 4, 2008

Your Big Ten Weekend Outlook


Well, the first week of Big Ten football was kind of exciting, with Illinois, MSU, and Michigan falling short on comebacks. Week Two promises to be downright boring. Hopefully. I haven't looked up all the spreads, but I would think every Big Ten team would be favored this weekend, except maybe Minnesota at Bowling Green (depressing).

The best game of the week should be Oregon State at Penn State. The Beavers on the road, at Beaver Stadium. Ha, beavers. Penn State should win this one by a couple touchdowns. So much for exciting games.

Other things to watch in the Big Ten this weekend include the absence of Chris Wells from the OSU lineup, whether Michigan's offense can sustain a drive over 40 yards without aid of a penalty playing Miami (OH) at home, and Northwestern at Duke: they may cure cancer with all the brain power in the stadium.

As for the rest of the games, they all play no one. Illinois hosts Eastern Illinois, so just pretend that everyone plays Eastern Illinois and you'll have the right idea.

One more thing: Wisconsin hosts Marshall this weekend, after hosting Akron last weekend. Their remaining out of conference games are at Fresno State and a home date with Cal Poly. Fuck you Wisconsin. Play someone with a pulse in your out of conference schedule. I hope P.J. Hill gets cholera. Have a beautiful weekend!

8 comments:

btwitty said...

i can't believe wisconsin is going another year without playing powerhouses like app. state or some mormoms. pathetic.

StevieY19 said...

Mormons, Mountaineers, and even Jews would beat the shit out of the scum Wisconsin schedules. It's really embarrassing for the conference.

btwitty said...

it may be embarrassing, but i take exception to the suggestion that jews are even remotely athletic

Stormin' Norman Disciple said...

Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax, Mike Brown, Sid Luckman, Kevin Youkilis, etc.

btwitty said...

losing to the division II B Pi champion is far more embarassing than playing and beating the 21st ranked team in the nation. fresno state will be a much more respectable win than toledo or miami(oh) (giving michigan a huge benefit of the doubt in that they'll win those games).

btwitty said...

and you're telling me that the coach of the cavs is jewish?

Top Ten Nominee said...

Don't forget Danny Schayes

StevieY19 said...

There are no good out of conference games on their schedule. Fresno St. is your best game? That's ridiculous. You can't just say "Appalachian State, Utah, etc etc" teams in the Big Ten typically play a good out of conference game or two. Say what you want about them, but Notre Dame is always on the schedule and typically another decent opponent. Every team has their Cal Polys on the schedule, I'm just saying schedule one decent team. Your AD is a pussy. And Jews are not athletic.

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