The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."
Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.
Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."
First of all, this is most likely not true. For as fat and useless as Eddy is, he's never made any indication that he is mean-spirited, racist, or just a dick in general. Liking buttery popcorn and not trying on the court is a far cry from what this accusation is saying.
Whether it is true or not, couldn't Fat Eddy do a little better than some little white Jew? I mean he is a multi-millionaire. I don't know if there are gay groupies, but I would have to think there are. And why is he jerking off into towels in his car? Seriously? I jerk off on my couch when my girlfriend isn't home, but Eddy Fucking Curry has to hide in his car when he does it? More on this story as it develops...
(Thanks to Zach over at SlowBreaker for the tip)