Today's Links--Stormin Norman Suicide Watch Day 1 Edition

• Cubs lost. I'm not linking anything about it. It's not like you don't know or can't read about it EVERYWHERE.
  
• The best way to make anything relevant or interesting is to make a nude calendar. Curling included.
• Dwayne Wise tried to save them, but the Sox still lost on a typical Javy effort.
  
• When a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound? When Roy Williams talks shit and his team is garbage, does he make a sound?
• MLB puts ads up at Wrigley Field. I don't like it.
• Vasher has surgery, will miss Detroit game.
• Tommie Harris is mysteriously suspended for the game too. Not that he's done a whole lot thus far anyways.
• Was that Javy Vazquez's last game in a Sox uniform?
• Cubs fan tried to bean Manny the other night. I wish he had hit him in the head. I don't want him to be permanently damaged, just to miss this series.