Today's Links

• Ball Don't Lie provides a Derrick Rose photoshop and also comments on my main question in this whole fiasco: what kind of knife is that kid using to cut apples?
• I declare BANKRUPTCY!!!! Tribune Co. files for Chapter 11. Cubs not included; no one ever includes the Cubs.
• Illinois downs Hawaii in basketball 68-58. The Illini have forced 49 turnovers in their last two games. Who are they playing, the Illini football team? ZING!
• They're live blogging the winter meetings over at Goat Riders. "Still talking, still talking, trade? No." Honestly though, this is the best idea ever.
• Mike Locksley, Offensive Coordinator for Illinois, is leaving to become the New Mexico Head Coach, making him the fourth African-American head coach in Division I football.