Eddy Curry's Got A Murder Rap

Just kidding, he didn't murder anyone. He did horribly embarass himself though, which isn't anything new. In honor of last week's Tyson Chandler story, it only seemed fair to honor the shittier, less likeable partner of the Baby Bulls Twin Towers Redevelopment Project:

"Poor Eddy Curry. He sat on the giant blue physio-ball during a break from Monday’s practice and the ball exploded. Eddy fell and scraped and his wrist but should be okay. The ball, which is used for stretching exercises, was pronounced dead at the scene.
And it gets worse for Eddy. Barring injury or the best two weeks of practice of his life, Curry will not be a starter on opening night. Instead, Mike D’Antoni’s starting five appear to be set: Chris Duhon, Jamal Crawford, Quentin Richardson, David Lee and Zach Randolph."

Whoa whoa whoa. Duhon is the starting PG? Good luck running that up-tempo offense D'Antoni. Duhon's ability to shoot poorly, not find the open man and be too short to guard anyone is going to be key to igniting the Knicks this year. Oh yeah, and Eddy Curry is fat and lazy.