Today's Links--Roided Up

• Terrence Metcalf suspended for steroids. Goddell pities da fool.
• Blackhawks lose home debut to Nashville in a shootout. Two shootout goals in Huet's five hole. Dirty.
• Is Ben Gordon going to "nurse injuries" all year long? No link, just asking.
• Chicago Fire tie Columbus Crew to clinch a playoff berth. Soccer!
• Illinois football grades and some glass-half-empty bowl outlook. More on that later.
• High School football team puts up a 91-0 win. Douchery and gnashing of teeth ensues.
• Vinny likes the new, slimmer Aaron Gray. The ladies undoubtedly agree.