Sunday, October 5, 2008

F$%& The Cubs, F$#* The Culture of Losing, F#*$ Manny Ramirez, F#*% Aramis Ramirez, And F@#& You

I can't process this or talk about it right now. I'm angry. Only in sports could a tradition of losing be a successful business model. And it's because retards like me keep coming back for more. Here's an excerpt from something my dad sent me that sums it up:

Seriously, where else in business do you find a franchise that prints money off a culture of being theSantoshea_2 lovable loser? Nowhere - because sports is the only place that losing, if sustained long enough, actually becomes a positive part of the brand. It's been a 100 years (1908, right?) since the Cubs won a championship, and at this time the franchise is currently valued as the 5th most valuable team in baseball, with a sticker price of $642 million.

Only in sports. Can you imagine the following?

-Southwest Airlines fails to turn around planes on time, has the most expensive tickets in the business, and experiences the most canceled flights due to fleet issues. Still, because the flight attendants sing (not take me out to the ballgame) and crack jokes, they're still the most profitable airline.

-Traces of acid in Bud Light cans routinely burn the throats of beer drinkers, but sinceMannyramirez_4 Bud's got great commercials (brand image), they're successful anyway (note - if your throat is sore Bobby Joe, relax - this is a hypothetical).

Can you imagine either of those scenarios happening? No, because the market wouldn't allow it. Business is Darwinian, while sports has "history" that builds identity - even if you're losing.

If you want a workplace that builds culture based on losing, look to the Cubs. Unfortunately, it looks like the guy who helped rid Boston of the curse will be the same guy to put the dagger in the backs of Cubs fans.

His name's Manny Ramirez, and like a few of your employees, he doesn't care what you think. Because of that, he also doesn't feel a lot of pressure, which makes him pretty dangerous - whether he's in the lunchroom or batting 3rd in a short series.

I want to punch every single one of those turds from the front office down to the bat boys.

1 comment:

hacocacyb said...

The cubs must acquire Manny Ramirez, eh?

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