John Paxson's Evil Twin Takes The Reins

Ok, this will be my only post during the Jewish holidays and its about the Bulls, I know. Screw you guys if you don't care about them. That being said, it appears that the innocent, retarded, asset-stockpiling John Paxson is gone and has been replaced by his diabolical evil twin.


Maybe this bizarro Paxson will create bizarro results. Like 50 wins, or maybe even a decent run in the playoffs. Spooky.