Monday, November 17, 2008

The Big Aristotle Explains The Laws of Physics to an Unconscious Stuckey

If you missed it last night, Shaq put a hard foul on Stuckey in the Pistons-Lakers game. He was called for a flagrant 2 foul and subsequently ejected from the game.

You can be the judge on whether that was an intentional flagrant foul or not, but either way, Shaq's explanation is classic:

"The law of physics states that a body in motion stays in motion," O'Neal said. "And if you have two objects that meet in the air, the smaller object is going to fall much harder at the same rate of speed it was going. I've never been the type of player to take anyone out. I was going for the ball."

Has this guy ever taken responsibility for anything in his life ever? Ever? At least he is hilariously idiotic in his explanations about why nothing is his fault. I'm sure he passed physics at LSU when he was getting paid and not going to any classes.


EEKS said...

Come on man. I love Shaq. Everything he says is tongue-in-cheek. Great sense of humor, especially for a big man. Most of the great centers are always quiet or pissed off. He's got a great personality. Tat's why I root for Greg Oden.

Ethan said...

Totally agree - he is hilarious; he probably has many priceless interviews that should be made into a great compilation (HINT). I recall one where he claimed he had no cell phone because he thinks communication in his head and doesn't need a phone to reach other people. Good stuff. Plus he's deputy Sheriff in Miami.

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