Today's Links--Illegitimate Children Edition

• Jason Caffey, formerly of the Chicago Bulls, is in deep trouble. Let's just say he has 10 kids by 8 women and zero moneys.
  
• Who turned off the power switch? The Cubs offense has been asleep the last few days. Cubs get blanked. Hopefully they can turn it on here, because the road doesn't get any easier.
• Koyie Hill had a long road back to the majors. Who knew?
• White Sox get owned by Cliff Lee, but so does everyone this year. By the way, Twins are tied for first again.
  
• The Bears need an o-lineman. Pro Bowler Willie Anderson was released by the Bengals. Sounds like a good fit, but apparently the money owed Anderson is the problem.
• Although things didn't go well for the Illini, Juice really looked good in the second half Saturday. Also Bleacher Report puts a positive spin on the loss as a whole.
• Soccer players are upstanding citizens in their communities. For instance, look at this guy who cheated on 3 girls and got them ALL pregnant. Wow. If that's not 'giving back' I don't know what is. (Thanks to Real Stadiums Have Roofs for this disturbingly awesome link)