The Brett Favre Saga Starring Brett Favre

People have been asking me to post what I think about Brett Favre on this site. I think I have made it clear what I think about him. I hate him. I don't want to post about him anymore, I don't want to talk about him anymore. I don't want to even think about him. So let's not talk about the past, let's talk about the future. Who cares what I think about Favre going to NY. Who cares that he even went there. Now we have to deal with 2009 being the Brett Favre story. In honor of that annoying story, here is a prediction about Favre's season from KSK with which I completely agree, created totally from fake NY Post headlines:

Fuh-Brett-aboudit: Jersey welcomes Favre
Meet The Bretts! Crazy bleachers fans pledge their allegiance to gunslinger
My panties are all Brett: Our Andrea Peyser says Favre a “real man”
New Jersey Bretts: New resident welcomed by home crowd
Sour Clemons: Favre arrival ruins run at starting gig
Favring For Football! Brett “Hungry” To Start Taking Snaps
Brett Brett Hut! Favre practices
Not Favre Now! Brett to Start in Week 1!
Favrey Far Far! Jets win in laugher!
Bobba Brett! Favre hunts down opposing corners!
Breast in Show: Deanna Favre at NY Fashion Week
Catherine Bretta Jones! Deanna and Douglas’ wife spar in “huge catfight”
Brett’s Get Physical: Jets win ugly brawler against Bills
Best Little Fourhouse In Jersey: Jets win again!
Bretty in Pink: Favre supports wife’s breast cancer awareness
Favre And Away: Brett and Peter King marry in Irish countryside
Favralous! Favre and King enjoy 2-night Key West getaway
You Can Brett On It! Favre Boldly Predicts Win Over Dolphins
Brettrosexual! Favre goes shoe shopping at Barney’s
Brett Offensive! Throw 3 picks in Pats loss
Chronicles Of Favria: Steve Serby hails the Jets new “Prince”
Bretteranarian! Favre tells Cindy Adams about his love for small toy dogs
Rum Slinger: Favre arrested in barroom brawl
Soldier Boy! Fightin’ Favre reminds our Steve Dunleavy of his old WWI chums at Gallipoli
Favre-y Dent: Brett’s inconsistent play has made him a Two-Face
Not The Man He First Brett: King and Favre try “trial separation”
4 Skinned? Favre arrested in Montclair, NJ, rest stop sting
Favre 4 Fighting: Jets make run at final playoff spot
Brett Him Outta Here! Rich Lowry says Favre’s whiny ways totally fucking Un-American
Favra Conger! Brett did all for the $$$$!
Brett Him Play! Favre wants start over Clemons
Brett Blanket! Favre unhappy with Clemons start
Pot Calls Brettle Back! Mangini says Favre “sabotaging” team
A Bridge Too Favre? Mangini and Favre “at a stalemate”
Favre, Nifty 4, Where Are You?! Favre a no-show for road trip
Favred Up! Jets miss playoffs thanks to untimely 8 INT Favre performance after Kellen goes down!
Thanks Four The Memories: Favre retires after disappointing season in New York; plans July unretirement