Former Bears Wax Poetic About Bears Offensive Mastery

Well two shitty ex-Bears that didn't pan out in Chicago because of unfortunate circumstances (old age, stupid gun laws) decided it was time to discuss the Bears offense. Mushin Muhammed and Tank Johnson chimed in recently to answer the question everyone was asking: What do Mushin Muhammed and Tank Johnson think about the Bears:

Former Bears wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad's assessment of the Bears? He told Sports Illustrated "It's where receivers go to die." And former Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson told CBS Sportsline.com that Grossman was "brittle" and "soft."

I will tell you why both of those assessments are wildly inaccurate. First off, receivers did not come here to die this year. The ones that are here are already dead. Marty Booker was never great, if you threw me the ball 200 times a year I would make some catches too. Marc Bradley was never healthy. Brandon Lloyd? Maybe, but I'm just saying that because he helped Illinois get to a Sugar Bowl.

Second, Rex Grossman is not "brittle" and "soft". He's "retarded" and "short". See Tank Johnson has no idea what he's talking about or else he was just misquoted. This analysis from such established famous shitty contract holders was surprisingly inaccurate.

All this ripping on the Bears lately is just a result of frustration with the offense. I think the Bears will be 11-5 this year. Anyone want to bet me on that?