A Tribute to Chicago's Two Greatest Shortstops of All Time

Thanks to Straight Cash Homey for this great picture. It is dated July 10, 2008. So that means someone actually wore these to a game THIS YEAR. I used to have a Moises Alou Cubs jersey I wore after he was gone, but that guy hit home runs, pissed on his hands, and hit on my girlfriend when he was 37 and she was 19. What did Nomar ever do as a Cub? (105 games played in 2 seasons) Valentin? (.240s hitter as a White Sox). I think the best is those people who taped "Grossman" over their old McNown jerseys. What are they going to tape over Grossman?

UPDATE: Top Ten Nominee has informed me that this article does not represent everyone's opinion at NQTC. Apparently Valentin was "the best clutch hitter in Sox history" and also had "the best moustache in baseball, I would totally do him". I may have altered those quotes slightly.