Are You Sick Of Kyle Orton Yet? Clearly I'm Not, And Neither Is Lindsay Lohan

According to Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times, Lindsay Lohan thinks Kyle Orton is "super-hot". If his neckbeard can't make her straight again, I don't know what will:

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton -- dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

I wonder what Mrs. Orton thinks about this. Judging by his amazing footwork, I can easily believe he's a good dancer.